Thursday, September 23, 2010

Brookstone Helicopter Instructions

Don'ts if you just want to be friends (the male point of view)

never thinking of some kind specific behavior for when you just want to be friends. For my part if I see that there is any man interested in me that never shall, I prefer to avoid further approaches, you know how is this "give friends who ask for love is like giving bread to who is dying of thirst."
reading on the subject found a "Guide to a platonic friendship" translated from the original " Guidelines for Platonic Friendship" I was curious because it has a detailed list of rules to make sure as a woman not to "provoke" your friend (which for you is almost like a friend) and I find it interesting to share.


Here what caught my attention and full post here or here or in other directions unfortunately I found the original


Rules (obviously written by man):

1 .- not to hugs in greeting. Hugs are only allowed in case of personal tragedies and sacred events in which emotion can significantly block the recurring idea that your boobs are crushing against me. We have hands, estrechémoslas, a kiss on the cheek is fine too.

2 .- None of the other sleep at home. think every woman who sleeps under the same roof as a potential sexual partner I (except family ... with blood tie, of course). I spend all my free time trying to get women to sleep in my house, so if you get to that situation, I can not think of anything unless you want sex. If there is a case of force majeure, ALWAYS use the couch. Breaking this rule will be punished ipso facto sex.

3. No seat sharing. girls who sit on the arm of my chair or on my lap, or next to me in a seat one person, makes me think they want some sex. An exception might be to put a person over in a car. I can not let my passion interfere maximizing the space effort of the driver, but be warned: you may be feeling which is not the seat belt.

4. No flirting. So if you laugh at a joke of mine, make sure it's funny.

5. Nothing to judge any woman I'm. For better or worse, selecting and discarding one is working copies for friends. If a woman does, it means she wants a man for her. Do you feel ugly and stupid? Well, you could have been you, but want it to be just friends.

6. Nothing to judge the time I spend with women who leave. Sean six months or six hours. You've got weeds in my heart the fire of chauvinism, and you'd be partly to blame if an innocent girl is burned.

7. Nothing to share my feelings. is like castration. Do not worry, you've broken my heart, go ahead, now take a pile of shit on it! Become all the shame and pain in bitterness and anger, which finally freed an act intended to whistle.

8. Nothing painful prepare pickups. If you really know a girl who would be happy with me and with which I would then tell me.

9. Do not feel attracted to me. Yes, I know it's hard, but it seems that once you find some way: still with it. I will be as attractive as I can in search of other women, so if you see me in a bathing suit, make sure you've taken the pill, as this rule is punishable by sex. Moreover, neither tell me how good I look, is something that haunt me for days.

10. Do not make me confident of your adventures with other men. I'm not your friend, I'm the friend who officially hates all of your current or future pickups. A hypothetical question it, just do not bombard me with details about the guys that you throw. If you think that this rule contradicts the 7, remember that I am a beautifully complex.

11. Do not ask for favors from men. as moving furniture or car repairs. I do not like to waste samples extreme masculinity on women who have decided not to sleep with me. In a pinch, sobórname beer. Give me the whole box as a gift, rather than remove them one to one's refrigerator. Thus it becomes clear that only business.

12. Avoid physical contact. I can forgive, because sometimes the touch of a leg or a shoulder is accidental or inevitable, but watch out for the tits. You try not to walk arm in arm, or tumbándote next to me on the couch, not doing things like that. These are things that could move me to think you want something else.

13. Do not ask for massage, stroking the hair or things like that. are a lot of preliminary to waste them on someone who does not attend the final. In addition, Should not be your boyfriend give you massages?

14. Do not go with a guy who treats you badly or you despise. It's like if you give me a kick in the balls. Unfortunately I adore.

15. Do not judge my morals. I would suggest that you worry a bit too much for my comfort. So I do not want to hear you say "stop smoking", "do not drink much" or "do not use the women. Of course, if I'm acting like a real idiot, tell me, that's what friends do.

16. You tell me immediately if we want something more than friends. only ask this to respect your wishes. If you ever want more, rest assured that I . Anytime we can pull these rules to the trash and spend 24 hours practicing sexual acts imaginable.

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I know first hand that men think about it, we are supposed to be complicated but sometimes wish I had some way to access your mind and thoughts to see if indeed their CEREB divided ro beer, food and sex (just kidding, o).
distilled These rules "respecting male" but I can not say they are wrong or pulled by the hair completely. Personally I believe in friendship between men and women but also that they are exceptional cases where a boy and girl have a 1000% asexual relationship.

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